Grab your sword, rev your chainsaw, and dive into Chop Goblins a frenetic, retro-inspired FPS where every second counts and every kill is a gory masterpiece. These pint-sized green terrors have overrun the kingdom, and it’s your job to turn them into mincemeat with an arsenal of brutal melee weapons and over-the-top firearms. Think DOOM meets Monty Python, with a side of pure chaos.
Race against the clock in bite-sized, adrenaline-pumping levels where speed and precision mean the difference between glory and a goblin-induced game over. Will you master the art of the blade, or will you become just another stain on the dungeon floor?
The goblins are multiplying. Start chopping!
๐ Slash your way through Chop Goblins on Steam today!
(Note: Side effects include yelling "FOR THE KING!" at inappropriate volumes. ๐๐)