Step into the neon-lit, retro-future of high finance with STONKS-9800, where the market never sleeps and neither does your greed! This addictive stock market simulator throws you into the chaotic world of trading, complete with 80s-inspired synthwave vibes and enough market manipulation to make Wall Street blush. Buy low, sell high (or panic-sell at 3 AM), and watch your portfolio soar… or crash harder than a meme stock.
What makes STONKS-9800 hilariously brutal? Its perfect mix of realism and absurdity. One minute you’re riding the wave of a tech boom, the next you’re bankrupt because some guy on the in-game forum convinced you to invest in “cyber-tulips.” With insider tips, shady deals, and random events (aliens invading the economy, anyone?), every playthrough is a rollercoaster of emotion. Will you become the wolf of pixelated Wall Street, or just another bagholder?
The market opens in 5… 4… 3…
👉 Start your trading empire (or ruin) in STONKS-9800 on Steam today!
(Note: Side effects may include yelling “DIAMOND HANDS” at your screen and developing a crippling fear of the color red. 💎📉)