Step into the gloriously janky boots of Princess Arzette in Arzette: The Jewel of Faramore, a nostalgic (and self aware) tribute to the weirdest era of gaming complete with full motion video, cheesy voice acting, and gameplay that’s equal parts charming and absurd. When the evil Daimur shatters the Jewel of Faramore, it’s up to you to platform, puzzle, and power slide your way through a kingdom dripping with retro charm. Will you restore peace, or just laugh at the over the top cutscenes?
But Arzette isn’t just a meme it’s a legitimately fun adventure, packed with hidden secrets, quirky NPCs, and boss fights that feel ripped from a long lost CD-i sequel. The pixel art landscapes pop with color, and the soundtrack slaps harder than a scorned FMV villain. Plus, with multiple endings and collectibles galore, there’s plenty of reason to revisit this bizarre world.
Ready to embrace the jank? The jewel awaits!
👉 Relive the "good" old days with Arzette on Steam!
(Note: Side effects may include uncontrollable yelling of "YOU MUST DEFEAT MY TRIAL TO STAND A CHANCE!" 🔥🗡️)